or you can just have them surgically removed

With all the advances in modern medicine, I think that lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, and pride should be downgraded from 'deadly' sins to 'mildly irrating' sins.


maybe it's the tiny shorts

My friends all like playing tennis, but I've never understood what all the racket is about.


teaching our children

People talk about how bad child labor is but I think it's important that kids learn how much work sucks at a young age.